Nowadays, insults are very solemn. They’re all like that offensivewhile the kinds of insults I appreciate are those that make both the baked and the baked laugh. Here are some stupid comments I found or made up especially for Christmas, divided into levels of cruelty.
Suggestions welcome! Good luck getting them through Dread’s Auto Moderator, and we apologize to anyone who ends up having to update our banned keywords list with entries like “gastropustule.” Over time, I will supplement and refresh the rankings. With any luck, this will cost us all many hours of paid work.
You’re all a bunch…
S level
Farting creams, belching breeders and failed armpits…
Level A
Smarties and nosy busybodies…
Level B
Honkstewers, carping toilet seats, conical polishers and pseudonauts…
Level C
Gutters, roaring egg yolks, soiled baguettes, hairy ears and barking dinosaurs…
Level D
Almonds, truffles, pickers and inflatable seals…
Level E
Shiny plums and cumberwalds, stinking spots and gastropustules…
Level F
Paws, salamanders, corpses, quisbies and frisbees…
It’s your turn.
