I owe data analysts in Nintendo apology. My first 20 minutes Donkey Kong Banana I spent in the tutorial room with the message “Press y this blow” persistently or desperate, reminding me of following the instructions and continuing the game. Please understand, nintendo. Tutorial was Sure and effective, and I didn’t get stuck. I systematically broke everything in sight and accumulated as much gold as possible.
This behavior is new to me. I am usually so bored with standard collector’s items in Super Mario games that I never bother. Although Nintendo does not do much in my defense to collect these gold coins especially tempting.
The gold coin is a door reward for remembering how to jump, a filler of a empty space between platforms, reminding you of in which direction to enter. true Coins that matter, red, are more difficult to find and have associated challenges that make them worth your time. Rest? Well, you can have an additional life that you don’t need if you get 100 zlotys coins or anything else.
Nintendo reached the peak coinslop with New Super Mario Bros. 2. You can barely move without pulling in cash-out from the sky, enemies made of coins, boxes of bullet coins on the face. I imagine that Mario becomes crazy from the perspective of hanging her piston for good, imagining a future in which 10 generations of the Mario Mario family becomes a seating mustache, join the aristocracy of the mushroom kingdom and leave the life of the working class.
It’s just that they wouldn’t do it because it doesn’t matter. All these millions of coins mean nothing. It is true that collecting gold is not Really have any meaning in Donkey Kong Bananaor. I had 20,000 gold before I left for Sublayer 100 and it wasn’t better than if I fell onto a layer of a hill with a small fraction of it. You need some gold for the bananda chip exchange hilltop chip exchange, and this costs a small amount to clean some obstacles – but you will recover it almost immediately after splendor, at least in the early layers of the game.
And yet, here I try to dig a 50-meter tunnels just to see shiny pieces exploding from the ceiling, popping up stone, and bathing in the fountains of golden oil, tearing gold from the walls, beat them from the ground, and then clapping my compact hands and scorching them in one hedonistic rush. It turns out that all nintendo needed to make compact things more amusing to much more chaos. Donkey Kong Banana I woke up something original in me (no, not that way) and I am too ecstatic that I can accept it.
