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Finally, you’ll find out exactly why a teenager (a 13-year-old kid you play) got stuck in T-male forever, shoulders protruding stiffly from the sides all the time. The discovery does not disappoint. When I found out why the teenager had the shape of the letter T, I asked some of my colleagues if I could spoil them just because I had to talk desperately to someone. Someone.

The history of the teenager’s origin (I will not spoil it YouDo not worry) is just one of many wonderfully strange things that is happening on t, a miniature adventure game designed by director Katamari Damacy Keita Takahashi. This is a world in which Biedronka runs a city newspaper, in which the two most vital events of the stories start a poop dog, and my scientific teacher, Mr. Gushroom, casually announces one day that my teenage colleague “is the authority of Dark Magic.” Bright. This might as well happen.

All this is delightful, absolutely stupid things and I regret that more games created for children were filled to the brim not only with towlessness, but also ordinary strangeness like this. I also regret that the same thought put into history, and the characters entered the control elements and the camera to T, because although the world is a pleasure to discover, sometimes it can be the duty of playing.

T for two

T -shaped has its challenges. Dressing and using the bathroom requires the facilitate of a teenager’s dog, navigating a narrow door means that first they carefully turn sideways, and plain tasks, such as pouring petals and milk into a bowl, and then food means creating a mess and using a very long spoon from time to time.

A teenager’s morning tasks, such as breakfast, face washing and brushing teeth are minima, repeated every modern day during the adventure. (You can skip them after the first day, but a comical teenager will have eyesight until the end of the day, if you do it.)

Although the teenager is cheerful enough about his shape, he undertakes less enthusiastically to school, where persecutors routinely mock them. A sudden change in the mood of a teenager with a joyful performance of morning tasks is absolutely afraid that a school day hits me home and I suspect that he will do the same for anyone who is or was intimidated at school.

I will not describe how a teenager finally transforms these persecutors into friends, but if I gave you a hundred guess, you never approached. More wonderful strangeness.

When a teenager is not at school to play in the minigy of mathematics and fitness, you can visit the city. There are popcorn and ice cream stands (all led by singing giraffes), in which you can participate in challenges related to driving speeds, there are coins marking pavements and floating in hedges to collect, so you can buy modern costumes for teenagers, as well as many strange characters to the meeting, such as DJ Pigon (Giant Pigon, of course DJ, of course, DJ).

There are also quite strange things (except for pigeon pigeons and singing giraffes, I mean) to examine, which slowly takes you deeper into an unusual city and the mysterious history of teenagers, mother and other characters.

To the world T is glowing and elated, but also full of jokes in the ass and poop, as well as a few gloomy turns and surprising phrases that make up something more than just a colorful and robust game. A real star is T is a song with lyrics “You are the perfect shape“Which not only glues (fortunately, because you often hear him), but is always accompanied by the assembly of teenagers who has a day during the current situation.

It doesn’t matter if the teenager has a good day, or bad, papary music begins and we see how they just deal with things, and maybe even unhappy things, sometimes making visualization of a grim statement for the cheerful shit.

There is even a moment when being a “ideal shape” takes on an even ominous tone because of events in history. I’ve never seen a song used in the game before and this is a real feast every time he starts playing. Another song in which the giraffe explains how they make sandwiches will also remain in your head long after stopping to play.

T-Boned

It is a pity that sometimes it can be frustrating. The camera is routinely awkward when moving, sometimes enlarged so close to a teenager that it is hard to say where you are in what direction you are going without the need to display the map. Objects such as cars or trees – with field depth that cannot be turned off – accidentally covered my view of a teenager, which makes moving around the city hard.

The camera is even worse in the segment in which you control a miniature teenager’s dog for an investigative adventure through the city: the camera is enlarged so close that several platform segments in which I had to lead the dog through the maze and jump through the gaps, it was really frustrating.

It is strange to say, but I ended up looking forward to the stories section in which I could just sit down and watch strange revelations that I develop than in the part of the game in which I played it.

It is still worth fighting the time with an awkward game with a great story concluded within five hours of duration. This is surprising, he has a lot of laughter, and his core is nippy news: we are all different, so let’s stop pretending that things would be perfect if we were the same color and shape. Maybe we should stop killing just because we don’t look similar? This is a good advice: Take it with T.