The US Air Force wants to test the blowing of cyber criminals, because “it is probably a kind of vehicle used by the enemy, they can go to Tesla Cyber Trucks”

Federal contract documents freely available online (By Stars and stripes) Show the American Air Force would really like to buy two (2) cybercriminals for target practice. As one of the documents explains: “At the Operational Theater it is that the type of vehicle used by the enemy can go to cyber -Tesla heals, because it was found that they do not receive a normal range of injuries expected after a large impact. Tests must reflect situations in the real world.”

In 2024, the leader of the Chechen Republic, Ramzan Kadyrov, published a video in which he rides in Cyberluck with social media weapons, so maybe this is an vital problem. To say that, Kadyrov later complained that the vehicle was remotely turned off He stopped working.

Cyberustry is only part of the list of 33 vehicles that the air force put in the order so that they can blow them up in the range of White Sands rockets in New Mexico. The list also includes six black sedans, six white sedans, six blue or green sedans, five SUVs, five trucks and three Bonos Mazda (Alias Ford Econovans). Sounds like a fun weekend for anyone who is responsible for precise ammunition tests.

As explained in the documents, the Air Force commissioned a Cybertruck combat survey, and the conclusions sound like an advertising copy: “The study revealed that aggressively angular and futuristic in steel or allourist environment in steel connections, additional, and its uniquely electrometry steel steel steel distinguish them on electrified steel. Rivals are just beginning to develop. “

This is a lot of versatile to explain why you really want to throw a few cyber criminals to the desert and bomb lively shit. Listen, I understand. When cyberspace was added to Fortnite, players declared their journeys so that they could aim at Fuggy dystopian boxes instead of themselves.

Just like in the Fight Club club, where they try to break down one of the “new” Volkswagen beetles, human nature is to look at the bullshit box and think that it will look great reduced to debris.