All respect for scarce programmers – I really liked my time Diddy Kong Racingteam! – I choose intentionally ignoring almost all my work on the Donkey Kong series, because there is a lot of very misleading knowledge of the monkey, I would prefer not to think about Donkey Kong Banana next week.
And yes, Candy Kong is a gigantic part of this. In particular, I never want to think about Candy Kong.
As a longtime fan of games Donkey KongIN Donkey Kong Jr.I Game Boy from 1994 Donkey KongI intend to approach events Banana As another main milestone in this series – Legacyquel, if you want. I buzz positively, seeing the events Banana lead to Donkey KongA story about Mario climbing to the building to save a woman – if really Super Mario Odyssey The team decided to deal with this potential prequel.
Nintendo, of course, suspends these essential details of history Banana. The company did not explain why contemporary Donkey Kong builds 13-year-old Pauline, a person he seemingly kidnapped about 44 years ago. I am both excited, seeing where this story is going, and therefore honestly avoiding spoilers to the upcoming Switch 2 game in a way I never thought about. Who cares about Donkey Kong spoilers? Apparently!
Although it was clear last month Donkey Kong Banana Nintendo directs that Kongs from rural times such as Cranky, Diddy and Dixie Kong will appear in the modern DK adventure, I intend to analyze these monkeys to meet my selfish needs. There will be dozens of listed and unnamed compact BananaAnd I recognize their existence with fresh eyes.
Why do I decide to ignore these Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong Land Games? To a gigantic extent, due to their antiquated humor and Saturday Ranin-Cartoon-Aproach to extend the Universe Donkey Kong in a haphazard, banal way. In addition, character designs are simply terrible (see Swanky Kong, Candy Kong, Kiddy Kong, Chunky Kong, etc.). As mentioned earlier, I have a real problem with the Candy Kong project, alarmingly sexy monkey, which feels barely hidden fetish, and therefore probably scars of sensitive children for life. (Funky Kong is fine.)
Donkey Kong BananaHowever, it looks like developing the diversity of Kong and monkeys in a more visually intriguing way. Giant older animal and dim monkeys Voidco are a leap forward in design and give the world Banana Mystical, experienced world. Bolanza villains look like the evolution of antagonists Donkey Kong Jungle BeatAlthough much more innovative.
None of my planned intentional ignorance of the Donkey Kong Country Games (and thus, Donkey Kong Country Returns Games) should not be interpreted as compact contrary to how these games play. They are fine. Some of them are good! Some of them are Donkey Kong 64. But as a Nintendo enthusiast turned off by a scarce monkey planet, I am fine to let them live in the past and go to the modern, brave world of Donkey Kong.
