Halloween is just a month away and the Maw is hooting and hiccupping, demanding that I fill it with original, low-budget horror movies, and I don’t have time for such things because my mind is full of bread. Bread! There is nothing so terrible and so seductive. I would like to limit these foods to minimize obesity in middle-aged people, but there is a store near me that sells this amazing tearable sourdough starter and I can’t get enough of it. Fortunately/unfortunately, it doesn’t seem like there will be any bread-themed PC games this week. Here’s our summary.
On Monday, September 30, take a tour of Zoochosis – don’t worry about the wall giraffes, they were made for this, I promise. Alternatively, set course for Starfield’s Shattered Space DLC to engage in Bethesda’s supposedly “back to basics” role-playing or pirate venture Rogue Waters if you like turn-based broadsides and boarding actions. On Tuesday, October 1, oh wow, an Continuation of the endoparasite. Who would have thought that cutting off three limbs would be such a profitable bet. On Wednesday, October 2, tinker with the triffid dissection schedule in Tarnished Blood. Or throw in a metroidvania Pinball Spire. Or stick it to Satan’s legions in Kill Knight. On Thursday, October 3, the delivery of the sim Parcel Corps courier bike was delayed. Also Gnomes and knightsa low-poly murky fantasy that cheerfully describes itself as “a REAL opportunity to FINALLY find gnomes” whose “low price matches the level of quality of the content.” Finally on Friday, October 4, the chance to kill an entire cottage of annoyingly photogenic youths in Until Dawn or hole up in a garden shed with Grunn, which sounds amazing.
You can read about more news and compelling facts in our weekly live blog below. If we missed something recent or compelling, let us know in the comments so that I can purse my lips and seethe helplessly. Look, I went through an entire paragraph without thinking about bread! But for me it’s too slow. There’s a fresh bag of Hovis multiseeds in the kitchen, and I can hear the yeast whispering to me through the foil. Share with us all the great looking games we missed and have a nice week.
“The Thing will be the most graphically impressive remaster from @NightdiveStudio” I’m writing studio head Stephen Kick via Musky media. “Our goal was to bring the game from the PS2 era to PS3, and fans of the film are sure to find TONS of Easter eggs and incredible attention to detail.”
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Here’s a game we left out of the roundup: a pagan party-based RPG A banquet for foolswhere you learn custom spells by etching runes into trees.
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Here’s Jack Black to show you how the crafting table works in Minecraft.
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FEED IT. But not bread.
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